Sincerely

Dear Bridal Stores,

Just because I tried on three dresses at your store does not mean I'm interested in every single sale/giveaway/brides-maids dress release.

Sincerley,

Annoyed with phone calls and emails

Dear Facebook,

I have no clue who that weird person on my side bar is and no I don't care if we have 5 friends in common, I'm not going to friend request them!

Sincerely,

Tired of "friend suggestions"

Dear Party City,

Not all bridal stuff has to be silver and/or white.

Sincerely,

A bride who knows




Dear Shampoo Commercials,
It doesn't matter how long I use moisture shampoo & conditioner, my hair never looks like that!

Sincerely,
I still have dry hair




Dear Nail Strengthener,
I have put coats and coats of you on and my nails still break.

Sincerely,
That stuff only works if you don't




Dear Pandora,
I think I should be allowed to skip more songs per hour then you let me.

Sincerely,
I don't like listening to bad songs




Dear Sewing Patterns,
You need to be more user friendly.

Sincerely,
I can never follow those things




Dear Chefs on Food Network,
Quit making it look easy to cut mangos

Sincerely,
I'm now sporting a cut finger

Dear Readers,

I love y'all

Sincerely,